her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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