I'm lost and stupid without you.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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