Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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