I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My bed smells like the plague
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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