my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Randomize
