Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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