it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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