Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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