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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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