i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I need water and some morals
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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