soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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