...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
youre lurking in front of me
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
