those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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