Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
