Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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