Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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