so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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