so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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