so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
