I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
