If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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