I showed him my bush... on skype.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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