oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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