At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just want to make out with him forever
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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