Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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