Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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