i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
