he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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