Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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