too bad you live with your parents still
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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