What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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