their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Screwed.edu
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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