well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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