She's JV to your varsity
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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