yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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