I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
