One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
