So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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