It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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