Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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