wat bout pragnant strippers??
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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