he shaved USA in his pubs
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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