Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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