Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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