Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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