used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
