ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
