Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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