Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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