dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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