so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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