come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
my being single is dangerous.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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